1. Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

2. I bet you £10 you’re going to turn me down.

3. I bet your last name is Jacobs – because you’re a real cracker!

4. Keep it quiet – but I'm COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.

5. That's a great head you have. It would go really nicely on my wall of heads.

6. Fat Penguin! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

7. Did you fart? 'Cause you just blew me away.

8. Is it just me or does this rag smell like chloroform?

9. Do you speak English? (Yes) Oh, me too.

10. If you were a McDonald's burger... you'd be a McGorgeous.