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Red silk pantaloons
Q. Hi Andy
I used to work with you many years ago in the record department at Bon Marche (now Debenhams).
I remember that you had trouble with a pair of red satin loon pants - those were the days when you had long hair. Did you ever manage to zip them up?
Paul
A. Paulio,
Were you the boyfriend of that stunningly beautiful girl Trudy who worked with me on the record counter? Come to think of it what man is going to reply "NO" to that question?
Ah! the loons of deathwell you try getting in to them,truly hip hugging, floor sweeping, bollock crushing trousers of foreverness.
These fashion failures just seemed to make my legs look like I'd borrowed them from a passing Flamingo, as I was a pipe cleaner thin 8 stone specimen of geekhood at the time.
As opposed to being a 12 stone specimen of geekhood now.
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