So on The Perez Show tonight… oops, did we say The Perez Show?! OOPS! We meant Celebrity Big Brother. Well, that was totes awks. Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton’s antics and his housemates’ reactions dominated the latest episode of Big Brother. Again.

But earlier today he staged a “fake walkout” which has not yet been broadcast on Channel 5. He will secretly live in a neighbouring room while the remaining housemates will be “blissfully unaware” that his walkout was not real.

A spokesman for the Channel 5 show said: “Earlier today, Big Brother asked Perez to stage a fake walkout of the Big Brother house. Perez will be living in secret while the other housemates are blissfully unaware of his ongoing influence on the events within the house.”

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Here’s how tonight’s programme played out on Twitter.

This is what we call intuition.

Er… we think this viewer sort of misses the point. Hope they don’t pursue a career in reality TV production.

Come on, keep up.

With such high dramz, viewers appreciated the warnings beforehand.

We think the caps lock is entirely appropriate when one is tweeting about THE CAR CRASH THAT IS CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER.

You lot took centre stage at one point. OUCH. Those poor celebrities.

Er, yeah, we totes noticed that too. LIKE HELL WE DID!

We need some rest after all that.

But, one final thought, courtesy of this viewer.