HOW do you get rid of unwanted guests? What do you do if the quiet carriage is too noisy? How should you eat your peas, and what is the code in queues?

Award-winning broadcaster and university chancellor Sandi Toksvig has all the answers and more. With characteristic wit, wisdom, and perceptiveness, she will tiptoe her way through the minefield of modern manners at the Wyvern on Tuesday.

As part of the event she will answer the audience’s questions before a special book signing.

Sandi will be at the Wyvern Theatre at 8pm as part of the Swindon Festival of Literature. Tickets cost £10. To book call 01793 524481 or go to at swindontheatres.co.uk

— MARION SAUVEBOIS