AFTER two years living as a virtual recluse, cooking up his next show, Paul Foot is back with ‘Tis a Pity She’s a Piglet.

In his latest tour, Professor Ketchup and his Camembert piglet – don’t ask - join forces as Paul tackles the big issues, including but not limited to, terrorism, Ant 'n Dec, immigration, the X Factor and breakfast.

The stand-up has won the BBC New Comedy Award and Daily Telegraph Open Mike crown. He has puzzled viewers with his screwball sense of humour on Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Would I Lie To You, 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown and If Katie Hopkins Ruled The World.

Paul Foot comes to the Arts Centre at 8pm tonight. Tickets are £16. To book go to swindontheatres.co.uk or call 01793 524481.