Wolf boys and girls wanted for outrageous circus show (From Swindon Advertiser)

Circus of Horrors is heading for Swindon and the show needs new wolf boys and girls

11:59am Friday 11th January 2013 in News

THE Circus of Horrors is looking for a new act to feature in their upcoming show, which will be touring the country this month and making a stop off in Swindon.

The outrageous show, which stormed into the finals of Britain’s Got Talent, have lined up a Wolf Boy from Mexico, but have come across new Government legislation that stipulates that all jobs must be advertised in the UK on websites, and through other mediums, including with Job Centre Plus.

The show’s creator Dr Haze said: “It’s a strange state of affairs, we are pretty sure there are not any Wolf Boys or Girls in the UK but we still have to advertise the job over here, the thing is the applicant must be a genuine wolf person.”

The advert has had to state all applicants must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under different job opportunities.

All applicants must also have circus skills to a high standard.

They must also have a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on their face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

The job will run from today until to March 23 where the Circus of Horrors, which is now in its 18th year of existence, will perform in 57 different venues from Jersey to Aberdeen.

The show will be at the Wyvern on January 18.

To view the vacancy, visit https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk