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Police investigate the case of the mysterious knickers

9:05am Friday 19th January 2007

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A PERPLEXING mystery, which might be more at home in a Benny Hill sketch, is befuddling police officers in Purton.

For the past four months items of frilly lingerie have been turning up in the hedges, garden walls and road signs in a country lane in the village.

So far officers have collected 35 garments including knickers, bras and thongs.

PC Stephen Harvey, of Wiltshire Police, who is looking into the bizarre happenings, said: "This is an interesting one.

"In all my 26 years of policing I have never seen anything like this.

"We started receiving calls about four months ago, but at the time we really didn't take it much further. But it now seems to be a regular occurrence.

"The last incident was last weekend.

"There is no logic to what they are doing, it seems to be completely random."

The strange occurrences have been taking place along The Fox, a traditional country lane where there are several homes.

Yet residents have been unable to shed any light on the saucy goings-on.

"Normally you might associate this sort of thing as a prank or kids stealing items from washing lines," said PC Harvey.

"But we haven't had any reports of missing under-wear.

"Whoever is doing it is striking at night.

"They are taking their time. These items are always carefully attached. They aren't just slung on to signs.

"No-one is worried about what is going on, but as police we do wonder if something more sinister is going on or if it could lead to something more serious."

The underwear is brand new and labelled with the French brand Miriale.

"I looked up the brand name on the internet, and it appears to be a French firm," said PC Harvey.

"A lot of their items are sold on eBay."

It is not the first oddity to occur in Purton in recent years.

Back in 2004, residents were worried about vandals who appeared to be destroying flowers in the village's cemetery.

But early one morning groundsman Ken Parrett spotted deer busy munching away on the flowers before they darted off into nearby fields.

PC Harvey is keen to clear up what is going on and urges anyone with information to contact him at Cricklade police on 0845 408 7000 extension 741817 or on Crimestoppers anonymously on 0800 555 111.


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jest, says...
10:38am Fri 19 Jan 07

hahahahahaha

PaulD, says...
11:16am Fri 19 Jan 07

this sounds normal for Purton!

Game Keeper, says...
12:06pm Fri 19 Jan 07

I think this is related to the 2004 oddity as I'm aware of an influx of Essex dear into the Purton fields nearby.

PR, says...
1:16pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Anthony Osborne really does get all the cutting edge stories doesnt he?! £19 suits yesterday, knickers on a road sign today.
I give it 12 months until The Daily Star come knocking at his door

Oracle, says...
1:46pm Fri 19 Jan 07

PR wrote:
Anthony Osborne really does get all the cutting edge stories doesnt he?! £19 suits yesterday, knickers on a road sign today.
I give it 12 months until The Daily Star come knocking at his door
Apparently his wife is furious that she has to buy more underwear and is suspicious that one of his suits is missing!

Farepak, says...
2:24pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Any news on the Farepak campaign?

PaulD, says...
2:49pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Farepak wrote:
Any news on the Farepak campaign?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6278253.stm

ybenwell, says...
3:34pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Lets just hope it is a brief investigation!

PR, says...
3:39pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Im sure the police have no-thong to worry about.

Jez, says...
3:42pm Fri 19 Jan 07

where did farepack come from!!?? I guess it could come under the same subject tho - its all pants!!!!

How Pants!, says...
3:43pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Perhaps they ought to pass them on to Britney Spears or Paris Hilton, they seem to have a shortage of clean knickers!

Drew Peacock, says...
3:50pm Fri 19 Jan 07

The job-lot section on eBay has a lot to answer for! As my mum always told me, just because it's cheap doesn't mean you ignore all of the symptoms and keep going back...

A Fellow Hack, says...
5:12pm Fri 19 Jan 07

I think it's a great story. I love the quote 'They always strike at night' - conjours up lovely imagery!

Farepak, says...
5:53pm Fri 19 Jan 07


Jez said
where did farepack come from!!?? I guess it could come under the same subject tho - its all pants!!!!


You so funny!

More Farepak news please

nickerless lol, says...
7:42pm Fri 19 Jan 07

good job they clean or they would still b there...cuz no 1 in there rite mind wood pick them up lmao

Bearded one, says...
11:39pm Fri 19 Jan 07

Have police officers taken down anyone's particulars?

Calvin Big Hands, says...
11:44pm Fri 19 Jan 07

I suppose with the thongs, police have very little material to go on?

Goatman of Sparnick, says...
11:53pm Fri 19 Jan 07

I suppose with the bras, officers need to keep abreast of the situation?

Wally, says...
11:37am Sat 20 Jan 07

Ask Purtons Cross-Dressing community.... May not want the leave the lingerie around the house for the wives to find lol

draws, says...
12:27pm Sun 21 Jan 07

Perhaps the police would donate thes items to the Purton Carnival. Would make very good bunting !!

Old Swindonian, says...
4:10pm Sun 21 Jan 07

The PC probably said "alo alo alo Knicker I am knicking you"

kay j, says...
7:19pm Wed 31 Jan 07

so some one is nicking ladies nickers thongs and bras ladys keep a lock on ur undies never know who will pinch them in the night lol

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