ACCLAIMED comedian Lucy Porter will be bringing her tour Consequences to Swindon’s Arts Centre on February 9.

Lucy has performed consistently popular solo shows for 15 years now and is a familiar face on TV in shows such as QI, Mock The Week and Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

She also has a voice that will be familiar to Radio 4 listeners from her contributions to The Unbelievable Truth, The Now Show and The News Quiz.

The Consequences tour had a month-long run in the UK following her appearance at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August last year.

Lucy had a list of things she thought she would never be: Monogamous. A mother. A cat lover. A slow-walker. A change-counter. A miser. Someone who listens to chart music. A sentimentalist, a nail-biter, a foot-spa owner, a glasses-wearer. Someone who’s been arrested/ dumped/ sacked from their dream job. A meat-eater, a real-ale enthusiast, a caravaner, a luddite, an evangelist, a teacher.

One by one, Lucy has crossed each of the imaginary lines she had drawn in the imaginary sand. In this show she works out whether there have been any real consequences.