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MP admits he has a taste for Top Totty after beer row

A SWINDON MP has blasted a Labour MP whose protest led to the banning of a beer called “Top Totty” from the Parliamentary bar.

North Swindon MP Justin Tomlinson, accused the MP – who argued the name demeans women – of a massive sense of humour failure.

And he tweeted: “Have to say I had a pint of ‘Top Totty’ before #stupidlypoliticallycorrect Labour got it banned from Commons bar – highly recommended!”

The beer was removed after Kate Green, Labour’s equalities spokeswoman, intervened in the Commons to complain it was offensive.

The £2.70-a-pint beer was banned from the Strangers’ Bar – where MPs can take guests – within an hour of Ms Green’s complaint.

She said: “I was disturbed last night to learn that the guest beer in the Strangers’ Bar is called Top Totty, and that there is a picture of a nearly naked woman on the tap.”

Brewed in Stafford, Top Totty boasts a pump plate with a cartoon picture of a bikini-clad bunny girl. It is described as “blonde, full bodied with a voluptuous hop aroma.”

Slater’s Ales, the beer’s family-run brewery in Staffordshire, said the outcry has seen its orders double.

Vicki Slater said: “I just couldn’t believe that in this economic climate, a Labour MP would get excited about the name of a beer.

“But after all this fuss, it sold out. People have phoned from all over Britain asking us to supply their pubs – we’re delivering twice as much Top Totty as we ever have before.”

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11:25am Sat 4 Feb 12

I 2 Could B says...

Much as I hate to admit it, this isn't Kate Green's fault. Of course she will concern herself with such triviality and pretend to be 'offended' at every opportunity. Why?

Because, collectively, we all pander to the individual voice of any who claims their poor little feelings are hurt.

Of course the likes of Kate Green will continue to demand things on the basis of her being 'offended', because she knows full well it's an easy route to getting her own way and making others do what she wants them to do.

Pathetic. The Commons Leader, Sir George Young, should have told her the ale was staying... and that if she didn't like it, don't go into the bar.
Much as I hate to admit it, this isn't Kate Green's fault. Of course she will concern herself with such triviality and pretend to be 'offended' at every opportunity. Why? [p] Because, collectively, we all pander to the individual voice of any who claims their poor little feelings are hurt. [p] Of course the likes of Kate Green will continue to demand things on the basis of her being 'offended', because she knows full well it's an easy route to getting her own way and making others do what she wants them to do. [p] Pathetic. The Commons Leader, Sir George Young, should have told her the ale was staying... and that if she didn't like it, don't go into the bar. I 2 Could B
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11:42am Sat 4 Feb 12

MrAngry says...

Perhaps if MP's focused on running the country instead of petty politically correct nonsense we wouldn't be in such a mess.
Perhaps if MP's focused on running the country instead of petty politically correct nonsense we wouldn't be in such a mess. MrAngry
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11:43am Sat 4 Feb 12

LordAshOfTheBrake says...

Lets go one step further and abolish the tax payer subsidised bar in parliament.

If MP's and their "pals" want a drink afterwards let them go the the pubs that us mere common folk need to go to. That would help the businesses in the area too!

That way they may learn a bit about the common folk and actually understand the people they are meant to represent.
Lets go one step further and abolish the tax payer subsidised bar in parliament. If MP's and their "pals" want a drink afterwards let them go the the pubs that us mere common folk need to go to. That would help the businesses in the area too! That way they may learn a bit about the common folk and actually understand the people they are meant to represent. LordAshOfTheBrake
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11:45am Sat 4 Feb 12

I 2 Could B says...

MrAngry wrote:
Perhaps if MP's focused on running the country instead of petty politically correct nonsense we wouldn't be in such a mess.
She's a Labour MP. Since when have they had any interest in running the country properly?
[quote][p][bold]MrAngry[/bold] wrote: Perhaps if MP's focused on running the country instead of petty politically correct nonsense we wouldn't be in such a mess.[/p][/quote]She's a Labour MP. Since when have they had any interest in running the country properly? I 2 Could B
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11:46am Sat 4 Feb 12

Bobby Bee says...

I think that Justin tomlinson likes to be seen as
a. heterosexual
b. liking the finer things in life

Liking "Top Totty" incorporates both features.
I think that Justin tomlinson likes to be seen as a. heterosexual b. liking the finer things in life Liking "Top Totty" incorporates both features. Bobby Bee
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12:00pm Sat 4 Feb 12

MrAngry says...

Orders have doubled since the complaint. I wonder how much she was paid for advertising this brew?
Orders have doubled since the complaint. I wonder how much she was paid for advertising this brew? MrAngry
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1:21pm Sat 4 Feb 12

Robfm says...

No doubt the Portman (Industry Good Taste Police) will ban it now.

What a strange comment from Bobby Bee.
No doubt the Portman (Industry Good Taste Police) will ban it now. What a strange comment from Bobby Bee. Robfm
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1:56pm Sat 4 Feb 12

faatmaan says...

most companies nowadays consider drinking alcohol in the workplace or working under the influence of alcohol to be a no no, plus the problem of transport if driving. One rule ( like smoking ) for Parliament and one rule for the rest.
most companies nowadays consider drinking alcohol in the workplace or working under the influence of alcohol to be a no no, plus the problem of transport if driving. One rule ( like smoking ) for Parliament and one rule for the rest. faatmaan
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2:53pm Sat 4 Feb 12

Knobfm says...

I thought both my customers were calling my beer Top Totty.
Then I realised they were saying
Slop! Grotty!
I thought both my customers were calling my beer Top Totty. Then I realised they were saying Slop! Grotty! Knobfm
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3:01pm Sat 4 Feb 12

Michael Bosc says...

It is so sad to hear this, it is only a name for beer after all. Here you will find several types of very good beer on offer with some strange names to boot some are made locally. As for the wines and Cava, well you have the best (well in my mind) which is Freixenet Cordon Negro which is sold all over the world.
It is so sad to hear this, it is only a name for beer after all. Here you will find several types of very good beer on offer with some strange names to boot some are made locally. As for the wines and Cava, well you have the best (well in my mind) which is Freixenet Cordon Negro which is sold all over the world. Michael Bosc
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3:54pm Sat 4 Feb 12

I Too says...

Robfm wrote:
No doubt the Portman (Industry Good Taste Police) will ban it now.

What a strange comment from Bobby Bee.
What a terribly antagonistic comment.
Bobby Bee has never insulted you.
I will add your insulting comment to the list that my solicitor has asked me to compile
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: No doubt the Portman (Industry Good Taste Police) will ban it now. What a strange comment from Bobby Bee.[/p][/quote]What a terribly antagonistic comment. Bobby Bee has never insulted you. I will add your insulting comment to the list that my solicitor has asked me to compile I Too
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5:12pm Sat 4 Feb 12

Jim Royle says...

Have to agree I Too.
Robfm seems to pick fights and insult everyone on here. Why he acts like this site is his I don't know?
As for our mp's they shouldn't be drinking at work. They should be sorting the mess our country is in
Have to agree I Too. Robfm seems to pick fights and insult everyone on here. Why he acts like this site is his I don't know? As for our mp's they shouldn't be drinking at work. They should be sorting the mess our country is in Jim Royle
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5:24pm Sat 4 Feb 12

I Too says...

Jim Royle wrote:
Have to agree I Too.
Robfm seems to pick fights and insult everyone on here. Why he acts like this site is his I don't know?
As for our mp's they shouldn't be drinking at work. They should be sorting the mess our country is in
I quite agree.
With antagonism over The Falklands / Argentina, the recession, immigration, terrorism and all number of other problems are they seriously that worried about the name of a beer?

It wouldn't be so bad if it was an insulting name. I have told my wife she looks top totty when she has dressed up for a posh night out. She took it as the compliment it was intended to be.
[quote][p][bold]Jim Royle[/bold] wrote: Have to agree I Too. Robfm seems to pick fights and insult everyone on here. Why he acts like this site is his I don't know? As for our mp's they shouldn't be drinking at work. They should be sorting the mess our country is in[/p][/quote]I quite agree. With antagonism over The Falklands / Argentina, the recession, immigration, terrorism and all number of other problems are they seriously that worried about the name of a beer? It wouldn't be so bad if it was an insulting name. I have told my wife she looks top totty when she has dressed up for a posh night out. She took it as the compliment it was intended to be. I Too
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5:52pm Sat 4 Feb 12

Bobby Bee says...

RobFM
I cannot think why you found my comment strange.

Did you not understand it?

I should have thought it very sensible and straightfoward.
RobFM I cannot think why you found my comment strange. Did you not understand it? I should have thought it very sensible and straightfoward. Bobby Bee
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8:32am Sun 5 Feb 12

Robfm says...

I understood the words merely not the reference to Justin's sexuality.
I understood the words merely not the reference to Justin's sexuality. Robfm
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9:26am Sun 5 Feb 12

I Too says...

D'uh
D'uh I Too
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9:29am Sun 5 Feb 12

I Too says...

D'uh.
You understand the words, but you want to pick an argument with someone else.

I'll add your comment to the list
D'uh. You understand the words, but you want to pick an argument with someone else. I'll add your comment to the list I Too
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11:18am Sun 5 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Moron, haven't you got a model aircraft to fly.
Moron, haven't you got a model aircraft to fly. Robfm
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11:34am Sun 5 Feb 12

Jim Royle says...

Robfm wrote:
Moron, haven't you got a model aircraft to fly.
Pot calling the kettle black. Grow up you odious buffoon.
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: Moron, haven't you got a model aircraft to fly.[/p][/quote]Pot calling the kettle black. Grow up you odious buffoon. Jim Royle
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11:36am Sun 5 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Note second contribution and neither on thread again Jim.

Didn't you do well.
Note second contribution and neither on thread again Jim. Didn't you do well. Robfm
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11:58am Sun 5 Feb 12

Jim Royle says...

Robfm wrote:
Note second contribution and neither on thread again Jim. Didn't you do well.
Wrong! I have made comment on the article. You ruin this site with your fight picking and abuse.
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: Note second contribution and neither on thread again Jim. Didn't you do well.[/p][/quote]Wrong! I have made comment on the article. You ruin this site with your fight picking and abuse. Jim Royle
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1:07pm Sun 5 Feb 12

I Too says...

Robfm wrote:
Moron, haven't you got a model aircraft to fly.
Still denying that I am a pilot? Curious? but thankyou.

Still being abusive and insulting?
Thanks Bob.

I'll print this and add it to the list.

You really should seek anger management.
Perhaps that will be a topic later in the week
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: Moron, haven't you got a model aircraft to fly.[/p][/quote]Still denying that I am a pilot? Curious? but thankyou. Still being abusive and insulting? Thanks Bob. I'll print this and add it to the list. You really should seek anger management. Perhaps that will be a topic later in the week I Too
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4:04pm Sun 5 Feb 12

Still About says...

Only one thread has recently survived any lengthy duration .

It lasted several days without incident

Virtually everyone on it had differing opinions, but everyone debated them nicely.

There was no mud slinging, insults or goading of any form.

It wavered slightly off topic at times, but always stayed rellevant throughout.

That was the Oasis revamp thread

That was the thread where Robfm was absent.

I fail to see why the Adver continues to allow him to urinate on these threads.

Come on Adver. Sort it out
Only one thread has recently survived any lengthy duration . It lasted several days without incident Virtually everyone on it had differing opinions, but everyone debated them nicely. There was no mud slinging, insults or goading of any form. It wavered slightly off topic at times, but always stayed rellevant throughout. That was the Oasis revamp thread That was the thread where Robfm was absent. I fail to see why the Adver continues to allow him to urinate on these threads. Come on Adver. Sort it out Still About
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6:31pm Sun 5 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Don't you get it Still About, NewsQuest want the site to be visited regularly, you guys give them that by your continual stalking.
Don't you get it Still About, NewsQuest want the site to be visited regularly, you guys give them that by your continual stalking. Robfm
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7:48pm Sun 5 Feb 12

Scrumping says...

Robfm wrote:
Don't you get it Still About, NewsQuest want the site to be visited regularly, you guys give them that by your continual stalking.
If Newsquest had any common sense whatsoever they would ban you for good. You have been banned from many many other sites as mods try to keep vermin like you away.
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: Don't you get it Still About, NewsQuest want the site to be visited regularly, you guys give them that by your continual stalking.[/p][/quote]If Newsquest had any common sense whatsoever they would ban you for good. You have been banned from many many other sites as mods try to keep vermin like you away. Scrumping
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10:30pm Sun 5 Feb 12

Bobby Bee says...

Bobfm

I have met the person known as IToo and can vouch for the fact that he/she is definitely a qualified pilot.
I believe pictures of your pub have been taken from the air by this person.

It does seem to be that very few of these posts concerns the case in point; namely the beer known previously as "Top Totty"

.
Bobfm I have met the person known as IToo and can vouch for the fact that he/she is definitely a qualified pilot. I believe pictures of your pub have been taken from the air by this person. It does seem to be that very few of these posts concerns the case in point; namely the beer known previously as "Top Totty" . Bobby Bee
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12:43am Mon 6 Feb 12

itsamess says...

Nothing wrong with MPs having a bar--or are they not allowed a drink or meal in the restaurants between debates or sitting on committees.
TopTotty is a slang term for top goods.
Nothing wrong with MPs having a bar--or are they not allowed a drink or meal in the restaurants between debates or sitting on committees. TopTotty is a slang term for top goods. itsamess
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7:30am Mon 6 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Not according to the English Slang dictionary:

top totty Noun. Very attractive woman, or women.


Are so I Too could be male or female. I think Bobby Bee your would have noticed the difference. After all even he knows he's a he.
Not according to the English Slang dictionary: top totty Noun. Very attractive woman, or women. Are so I Too could be male or female. I think Bobby Bee your would have noticed the difference. After all even he knows he's a he. Robfm
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8:01am Mon 6 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

I can't believe you actually had to look it up Robbo.. oh wait.. yes I can.

NewsQuest want the site to be visited regularly, you guys give them that by your continual stalking.


I can definitely see there is one stalking troll that causes 95% of the aggro on here and that is without a doubt you Robbo.

Your constant abuse of other posters, accusing everyone of lying (when we all know it makes you feel better about your own despicable lies), taking every thread off topic and picking fights with everyone should have earned you a ban by now.

But then you'd just go ahead and use one of your multitude of other logins like you've done in the past when you've mysteriously "forgotten your passward" - a likely story you pugnacious toad.
I can't believe you actually had to look it up Robbo.. oh wait.. yes I can. [quote]NewsQuest want the site to be visited regularly, you guys give them that by your continual stalking.[/quote] I can definitely see there is one stalking troll that causes 95% of the aggro on here and that is without a doubt [bold]you[/bold] Robbo. Your constant abuse of other posters, accusing everyone of lying (when we all know it makes you feel better about your own despicable lies), taking every thread off topic and picking fights with everyone should have earned you a ban by now. But then you'd just go ahead and use one of your multitude of other logins like you've done in the past when you've mysteriously "forgotten your passward" - a likely story you pugnacious toad. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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8:35am Mon 6 Feb 12

Robfm says...

I didn't have to look it up, but Walter always like proof, although he never provides any.

He probably got his definition from that well known Cockney, Del Boy.

Anyway nice post on thread, NOT, Punctured.
I didn't have to look it up, but Walter always like proof, although he never provides any. He probably got his definition from that well known Cockney, Del Boy. Anyway nice post on thread, NOT, Punctured. Robfm
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10:00am Mon 6 Feb 12

itsamess says...

Perhaps you should expand your horizons as to slang terms-talk to the barra boys in landans makets--flogging cheap tat jewelry. Even a big store calls themselves Posh totty--still cheap jewelry.
Perhaps you should expand your horizons as to slang terms-talk to the barra boys in landans makets--flogging cheap tat jewelry. Even a big store calls themselves Posh totty--still cheap jewelry. itsamess
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10:01am Mon 6 Feb 12

I Too says...

Bobby Bee,
I'm quite happy for Bob to deny that I am a pilot.

He denies it because he wants to make out I'm a moron like he just did.
I mentioned the 7 exams required for a JARFCL pilot license.

He'll later deny calling me names even though it's printed all round these threads

Whilst calling me a moron he also contradictingly credits me with being a company director?

Whilst denying my credit status, he has simultaneously invented trumped up dangerous low flying activity.

Choosing to deny my "wings" he has overlooked that I have been working near Brackley because there is an airfield and a race track.

He's now accusing a company director of the next company that someone has moved on to of commiting a crime of .....?

So let him have his denial.

I did offer him an opportunity to retract his allegations.

I also offered to stop telling the truth if he stops lying.
Bobby Bee, I'm quite happy for Bob to deny that I am a pilot. He denies it because he wants to make out I'm a moron like he just did. I mentioned the 7 exams required for a JARFCL pilot license. He'll later deny calling me names even though it's printed all round these threads Whilst calling me a moron he also contradictingly credits me with being a company director? Whilst denying my credit status, he has simultaneously invented trumped up dangerous low flying activity. Choosing to deny my "wings" he has overlooked that I have been working near Brackley because there is an airfield and a race track. He's now accusing a company director of the next company that someone has moved on to of commiting a crime of .....? So let him have his denial. I did offer him an opportunity to retract his allegations. I also offered to stop telling the truth if he stops lying. I Too
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10:14am Mon 6 Feb 12

Robfm says...

What are you waffling about I Too.

Complete garbled nonsense as usual.

'He's now accusing a company director of the next company that someone has moved on to of commiting a crime of .....'
What are you waffling about I Too. Complete garbled nonsense as usual. 'He's now accusing a company director of the next company that someone has moved on to of commiting a crime of .....' Robfm
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10:16am Mon 6 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Ah well Walter changing the words doesn't change the meaning.

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc
Ah well Walter changing the words doesn't change the meaning. Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc Robfm
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11:45am Mon 6 Feb 12

Bobby Bee says...

Top Totty" sounds just like my friend "I Too".
Company director and qualified pilot (both true).
Top Totty" sounds just like my friend "I Too". Company director and qualified pilot (both true). Bobby Bee
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11:45am Mon 6 Feb 12

Bobby Bee says...

Top Totty" sounds just like my friend "I Too".
Company director and qualified pilot (both true).
Top Totty" sounds just like my friend "I Too". Company director and qualified pilot (both true). Bobby Bee
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12:45pm Mon 6 Feb 12

I Too says...

Duh!
Bob. I was working in Brackley and spoke to a local.
That local has gone on to work elsewhere.
Wherever he went, you have contacted the director of that company and accused him/her of some ficticious crime.

Well done.
Duh! Bob. I was working in Brackley and spoke to a local. That local has gone on to work elsewhere. Wherever he went, you have contacted the director of that company and accused him/her of some ficticious crime. Well done. I Too
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12:53pm Mon 6 Feb 12

I Too says...

In Birmingham now.
Exchanging funny stories about places to lodge.
In Birmingham now. Exchanging funny stories about places to lodge. I Too
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1:05pm Mon 6 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

Robfm wrote:
Ah well Walter changing the words doesn't change the meaning.

Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc
So, the complete antithesis of you then.
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: Ah well Walter changing the words doesn't change the meaning. Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc[/p][/quote]So, the complete antithesis of you then. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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1:26pm Mon 6 Feb 12

itsamess says...

Words not being bobbies strongpoint as totty also refers to an unsteady drunkard.
Words not being bobbies strongpoint as totty also refers to an unsteady drunkard. itsamess
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3:13pm Mon 6 Feb 12

I Too says...

He's probably busy at the moment.
After making the schoolboy error of thinking I was working locally.

Trying to bail himself out of falsely accusing a company director of a crime that hasn't happened.

He boasts about solving puzzles, but he didn't use ALL of the pieces.
Wrong company?
Wrong person?
Wrong TOWN!
Wrong COUNTY!

:):):):)
He's probably busy at the moment. After making the schoolboy error of thinking I was working locally. Trying to bail himself out of falsely accusing a company director of a crime that hasn't happened. He boasts about solving puzzles, but he didn't use ALL of the pieces. Wrong company? Wrong person? Wrong TOWN! Wrong COUNTY! :):):):) I Too
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7:30pm Mon 6 Feb 12

Robfm says...

So sad.
So sad. Robfm
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11:19pm Mon 6 Feb 12

I Too says...

Robfm wrote:
So sad.
Yes, but not as sad as your poor memory.

Robfm says...
7:27pm Mon 6 Feb 12

Whoops I Too I never said any of those things you claim.”


I wonder which part he can't remember.

Could it be this?

Robfm says... Robfm says...
10:10am Sun 8 Jan 12

AG, I am reliably informed that a small aircraft was breaching minimum flying heights yesterday afternoon and their number was taken.

I understand the CAA will be notified Monday. Of course I have no idea who that was.”

(that would be Monday 9th January)

Or this bit?
Any way as the guy who told me has calibrated high powered binoculars of the military type which calculate height and distance, I guess his report will be rejected. Nothing to worry about I Too.”

OR THIS BIT ON HARD COPY because he was counting on it being lost when The Adver wiped the comments off?

Robfm says... Robfm says...
7:28pm Sun 8 Jan 12

I Too look forward to the photo's. by the way if you were flying below 500 feet as I have been told, then you of course are in serious trouble. have a nice day"

Robfm says... Robfm says...
8:25am Mon Jan12

One last thing I Too as you stated you took aerial shots with your own camera why can,t you put those on flicker. Simples"

Robfm says
8:49pm Mon 9 Jan 12

Binoculars of a military type calculate distance, height, elevation etc. That's how they shoot down planes from the ground.

Deny that I Too"

.................
and so it goes on AND he thinks I'm landing at Redlands in the middle of it all.
**He's not too good at airfields**

or perhaps it's the business?director claims he can't remember

Robfm says... Robfm says...

1:12pm Tue 31 Jan 12

Absolute 100% true. You will however know very soon giving out too much information can be bad for your pocket.

I now know the name of the guest you allude to, it was simply originally he was booked by the agents, your company use, he indeed checked in and paid.

Given your attempts to damage my business directly I have contacted said company.

It could well be you are a Director of said company, either way your actions were unacceptable.

We reap what we sow in life I Too.”

Robfm says...
11:21am Sun 5 Feb 12

Wow I guess your firm were over the moon with you clearly banning you from posting in working hours.

Your F1 customers would probably take a dim view of being associated with a company one of whoms Directors behaved on here the way you do.

Robfm says...
11:50am Sun 5 Feb 12

As much as your posts ever have to do with the threads, merely responding to the childish posts directed at me.

I now note he is conspiring to commit crime on another thread.”

Robfm says...
6:29pm Sun 5 Feb 12

I Too only one conceivable way you could have known the information you did a few threads back and that was being connected with said company and you offered the final proof without any reference to anything I said, when you boasted about your main job.

That and the information from the Agency who supplied Dan, simply completed the puzzle.

I can't can't claim any credit. You did all the work yourself.”


**If only he'd remembered what I said to Itsamess about the airfield and a race track.** (see above note) how embarrasing

We're all placing bets up here now to see how long it takes him to track us down
(he'll get a great reception now that he's shown what a nasty troublemaker he is)

Again, I so hope he used his real name and address when he bothered the other company.
Can't imagine they'll book up with him anymore either.

I'll be back in Swindon in a 2-3 weeks. might go out on a jolly to celebrate.

Robfm says... Robfm says...
10:10am Sun 8 Jan 12

AG, I am reliably informed that a small aircraft was breaching minimum flying heights yesterday afternoon and their number was taken.

I understand the CAA will be notified Monday. Of course I have no idea who that was.”

(that would be Monday 9th January)

Robfm says...
7:27pm Mon 6 Feb 12

Whoops I Too I never said any of those things you claim.”
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: So sad.[/p][/quote]Yes, but not as sad as your poor memory. Robfm says... 7:27pm Mon 6 Feb 12 Whoops I Too I never said any of those things you claim.” I wonder which part he can't remember. Could it be this? Robfm says... Robfm says... 10:10am Sun 8 Jan 12 AG, I am reliably informed that a small aircraft was breaching minimum flying heights yesterday afternoon and their number was taken. I understand the CAA will be notified Monday. Of course I have no idea who that was.” (that would be Monday 9th January) Or this bit? Any way as the guy who told me has calibrated high powered binoculars of the military type which calculate height and distance, I guess his report will be rejected. Nothing to worry about I Too.” OR THIS BIT ON HARD COPY because he was counting on it being lost when The Adver wiped the comments off? Robfm says... Robfm says... 7:28pm Sun 8 Jan 12 I Too look forward to the photo's. by the way if you were flying below 500 feet as I have been told, then you of course are in serious trouble. have a nice day" Robfm says... Robfm says... 8:25am Mon Jan12 One last thing I Too as you stated you took aerial shots with your own camera why can,t you put those on flicker. Simples" Robfm says 8:49pm Mon 9 Jan 12 Binoculars of a military type calculate distance, height, elevation etc. That's how they shoot down planes from the ground. Deny that I Too" ................. and so it goes on AND he thinks I'm landing at Redlands in the middle of it all. **He's not too good at airfields** or perhaps it's the business?director claims he can't remember Robfm says... Robfm says... 1:12pm Tue 31 Jan 12 Absolute 100% true. You will however know very soon giving out too much information can be bad for your pocket. I now know the name of the guest you allude to, it was simply originally he was booked by the agents, your company use, he indeed checked in and paid. Given your attempts to damage my business directly I have contacted said company. It could well be you are a Director of said company, either way your actions were unacceptable. We reap what we sow in life I Too.” Robfm says... 11:21am Sun 5 Feb 12 Wow I guess your firm were over the moon with you clearly banning you from posting in working hours. Your F1 customers would probably take a dim view of being associated with a company one of whoms Directors behaved on here the way you do. Robfm says... 11:50am Sun 5 Feb 12 As much as your posts ever have to do with the threads, merely responding to the childish posts directed at me. I now note he is conspiring to commit crime on another thread.” Robfm says... 6:29pm Sun 5 Feb 12 I Too only one conceivable way you could have known the information you did a few threads back and that was being connected with said company and you offered the final proof without any reference to anything I said, when you boasted about your main job. That and the information from the Agency who supplied Dan, simply completed the puzzle. I can't can't claim any credit. You did all the work yourself.” **If only he'd remembered what I said to Itsamess about the airfield and a race track.** (see above note) how embarrasing We're all placing bets up here now to see how long it takes him to track us down (he'll get a great reception now that he's shown what a nasty troublemaker he is) Again, I so hope he used his real name and address when he bothered the other company. Can't imagine they'll book up with him anymore either. I'll be back in Swindon in a 2-3 weeks. might go out on a jolly to celebrate. Robfm says... Robfm says... 10:10am Sun 8 Jan 12 AG, I am reliably informed that a small aircraft was breaching minimum flying heights yesterday afternoon and their number was taken. I understand the CAA will be notified Monday. Of course I have no idea who that was.” (that would be Monday 9th January) Robfm says... 7:27pm Mon 6 Feb 12 Whoops I Too I never said any of those things you claim.” I Too
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11:57pm Mon 6 Feb 12

I Too says...

I Too says...
9:02pm Mon 30 Jan 12

itsamess wrote:
Used to be a good bikers club in Brackley I Too.
Yes. Amazing coincidence.

There's also Turweston Airfield.

Silverstone is also on the doorstep.

Did I mentioned that my main occupation is........ Etc
I Too says... 9:02pm Mon 30 Jan 12 itsamess wrote: Used to be a good bikers club in Brackley I Too. Yes. Amazing coincidence. There's also Turweston Airfield. Silverstone is also on the doorstep. Did I mentioned that my main occupation is........ Etc I Too
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12:21am Tue 7 Feb 12

itsamess says...

We all know he is not smart.
We all know he is incapable of the truth.
He tried to become an MP
He tried to become a councillor for SBC.
He thinks he knows what swindon needs.
Most of all he is the most qualified in every field teacher of law-teacher of children-mathematici
an-medical qualifications--elec
trician-designer-pha
rmacist--psychiatris
t -failed copper--that is just a few of his skills.
Main skill--lazy barman/liar.
We all know he is not smart. We all know he is incapable of the truth. He tried to become an MP He tried to become a councillor for SBC. He thinks he knows what swindon needs. Most of all he is the most qualified in every field teacher of law-teacher of children-mathematici an-medical qualifications--elec trician-designer-pha rmacist--psychiatris t -failed copper--that is just a few of his skills. Main skill--lazy barman/liar. itsamess
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9:17am Tue 7 Feb 12

Robfm says...

I Too keep digging. I know where you were when you spoke to Dan, and it wasn't Brackley.

Walter still the fantasist Scientist I see, inventing stories
I Too keep digging. I know where you were when you spoke to Dan, and it wasn't Brackley. Walter still the fantasist Scientist I see, inventing stories Robfm
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10:16am Tue 7 Feb 12

itsamess says...

The truth--the whole truth and nothing but the truth--bobby--words that men nothing to you.
The truth--the whole truth and nothing but the truth--bobby--words that men nothing to you. itsamess
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10:20am Tue 7 Feb 12

itsamess says...

The truth--the whole truth and nothing but the truth--bobby--words that mean nothing to you.
The truth--the whole truth and nothing but the truth--bobby--words that mean nothing to you. itsamess
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10:41am Tue 7 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Walter in fantasy land your truth is the only one that matters. But hey that is why it is a fantasy.
Walter in fantasy land your truth is the only one that matters. But hey that is why it is a fantasy. Robfm
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3:51pm Tue 7 Feb 12

itsamess says...

Ha ha--how daft you really are.
Ha ha--how daft you really are. itsamess
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11:52pm Wed 8 Feb 12

I Too says...

Actually Bob YOU KEEP DIGGING.
for all your posturing and vindictive efforts, there is still an almighty twist in this little charade.

You might want to quit playing bully boy, victim, bully boy, victim, and think about who has said what for a little while.

In the meantime, I couldn't care less where you think I am
Actually Bob YOU KEEP DIGGING. for all your posturing and vindictive efforts, there is still an almighty twist in this little charade. You might want to quit playing bully boy, victim, bully boy, victim, and think about who has said what for a little while. In the meantime, I couldn't care less where you think I am I Too
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8:41am Thu 9 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Ah the 'I couldn't care' position, more and more like Walter every day, so another threat of some sort of action.

Isn't it exciting, NOT.
Ah the 'I couldn't care' position, more and more like Walter every day, so another threat of some sort of action. Isn't it exciting, NOT. Robfm
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9:30pm Thu 9 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

Robbo, have you ever thought of avoiding the much deserved flack you get on here by creating a completely different username so nobody recognises you.

Oh wait.. you already tried that.
Robbo, have you ever thought of avoiding the much deserved flack you get on here by creating a completely different username so nobody recognises you. Oh wait.. you already tried that. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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10:42pm Thu 9 Feb 12

I Too says...

Robfm wrote:
Ah the 'I couldn't care' position, more and more like Walter every day, so another threat of some sort of action.

Isn't it exciting, NOT.
You should try not "sampling the wares" before posting. Or at least read what you have written, before hitting the submit button
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: Ah the 'I couldn't care' position, more and more like Walter every day, so another threat of some sort of action. Isn't it exciting, NOT.[/p][/quote]You should try not "sampling the wares" before posting. Or at least read what you have written, before hitting the submit button I Too
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10:55pm Thu 9 Feb 12

I Too says...

Punctured bicycle on a hillside wrote:
Robbo, have you ever thought of avoiding the much deserved flack you get on here by creating a completely different username so nobody recognises you.

Oh wait.. you already tried that.
Tried many times only to trip up in spectacular fashion.

Which one is your favourite?

For me, it was Bobs "Keep it Real" persona.
He made out his spelling was worse than usual, insulted everyone for no reason (even people not involved in his feuds). He wrote "thnacks" quite a lot.
Then he forgot which character he was playing and suddenly answered, mid converse, as himself, using the "Keep It Real" login without the deliberate spelling mistakes etc

Far more amusing than anything on the telly.
[quote][p][bold]Punctured bicycle on a hillside[/bold] wrote: Robbo, have you ever thought of avoiding the much deserved flack you get on here by creating a completely different username so nobody recognises you. Oh wait.. you already tried that.[/p][/quote]Tried many times only to trip up in spectacular fashion. Which one is your favourite? For me, it was Bobs "Keep it Real" persona. He made out his spelling was worse than usual, insulted everyone for no reason (even people not involved in his feuds). He wrote "thnacks" quite a lot. Then he forgot which character he was playing and suddenly answered, mid converse, as himself, using the "Keep It Real" login without the deliberate spelling mistakes etc Far more amusing than anything on the telly. I Too
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6:58am Fri 10 Feb 12

Robfm says...

I Too liar, I was not KIR. It is amusing, one minute I'm stupid, illiterate etc.

The next I am cunning and devious enough to deliberately make mistakes. Do you know how stupid you sound.
I Too liar, I was not KIR. It is amusing, one minute I'm stupid, illiterate etc. The next I am cunning and devious enough to deliberately make mistakes. Do you know how stupid you sound. Robfm
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8:38am Fri 10 Feb 12

I Too says...

It was on here, for all to see.
It made YOU look very stupid.

You are cunning at all the wrong things. Like telling lies, causing arguments, causing trouble etc.

If you were cunning at business you would spend less time on here and would not have an empty car park.

Still,thanks to your latest tricks, I am now unemployed, so I'll be able to keep an eye on you for a while.
It was on here, for all to see. It made YOU look very stupid. You are cunning at all the wrong things. Like telling lies, causing arguments, causing trouble etc. If you were cunning at business you would spend less time on here and would not have an empty car park. Still,thanks to your latest tricks, I am now unemployed, so I'll be able to keep an eye on you for a while. I Too
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8:47am Fri 10 Feb 12

Robfm says...

As I said on another thread in my experience people lose their jobs because of their own actions.

Perhaps if what you say is true you should look to yourself not seek to offload blame.
As I said on another thread in my experience people lose their jobs because of their own actions. Perhaps if what you say is true you should look to yourself not seek to offload blame. Robfm
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10:55pm Fri 10 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

So all the pub workers who lost their jobs in the last five years have done so as a result of their own actions, not the smoking ban.

At least you've cleared that one up Robbo.
So all the pub workers who lost their jobs in the last five years have done so as a result of their own actions, not the smoking ban. At least you've cleared that one up Robbo. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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9:26am Sat 11 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Punctured don't involve yourself in a 'conversation' you do not understand.

If someone is sacked as opposed to being made redundant, it is like as not their own fault.

Those made redundant when pubs lost up to 50% of the trade were victims of the smoking ban, so not their own fault.
Punctured don't involve yourself in a 'conversation' you do not understand. If someone is sacked as opposed to being made redundant, it is like as not their own fault. Those made redundant when pubs lost up to 50% of the trade were victims of the smoking ban, so not their own fault. Robfm
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10:01am Sat 11 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

If someone is sacked as opposed to being made redundant, it is like as not their own fault.


Perhaps you're right, sounds like it was your fault.
[quote]If someone is sacked as opposed to being made redundant, it is like as not their own fault.[/quote] Perhaps you're right, sounds like it was your fault. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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10:08am Sat 11 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Perhaps you are totally wrong. I did my best to pursued my industry to fight, as many did in other countries and their tenacity paid off with many Countries now allowing a choice.
Perhaps you are totally wrong. I did my best to pursued my industry to fight, as many did in other countries and their tenacity paid off with many Countries now allowing a choice. Robfm
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10:15am Sat 11 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

You made your best attempt to prolong the disgusting and unhealthy atmosphere created by smokers purely for the sake of your own profits.

You failed.
You made your best attempt to prolong the disgusting and unhealthy atmosphere created by smokers purely for the sake of your own profits. You failed. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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6:47pm Sat 11 Feb 12

I Too says...

Robfm says...
10:08am Sat 11 Feb 12

" I did my best to pursued my industry to fight,..."

More gobbledy gook from The Bored Barman
Robfm says... 10:08am Sat 11 Feb 12 " I did my best to pursued my industry to fight,..." More gobbledy gook from The Bored Barman I Too
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6:50pm Sat 11 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Strange in an earlier comment you stated you were off out, or is there more of you.
Strange in an earlier comment you stated you were off out, or is there more of you. Robfm
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11:19pm Sat 11 Feb 12

I Too says...

Robfm wrote:
Strange in an earlier comment you stated you were off out, or is there more of you.
By "earlier" you meant 5 minutes earlier, whilst I was waiting for my beautiful wife to finish getting ready.

That does not alter the fact that your statement is gobbledygoop.

Ironically, as I write this, my beautiful wife is now driving us home early after we have been listening the worst band we have ever seen.

Ironic because, bad as it was, it was still a far more exciting and sociable evening than you could ever imagine in your sad little laptop world
[quote][p][bold]Robfm[/bold] wrote: Strange in an earlier comment you stated you were off out, or is there more of you.[/p][/quote]By "earlier" you meant 5 minutes earlier, whilst I was waiting for my beautiful wife to finish getting ready. That does not alter the fact that your statement is gobbledygoop. Ironically, as I write this, my beautiful wife is now driving us home early after we have been listening the worst band we have ever seen. Ironic because, bad as it was, it was still a far more exciting and sociable evening than you could ever imagine in your sad little laptop world I Too
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9:13am Sun 12 Feb 12

Robfm says...

I Too keep on dreaming, you never know one day reality will dawn on you that you are master of your own destiny or destruction.

Your continual inane comments will not help in your search for a job, as you have stated the market place your are in is close knit, do you believe that being 'sacked' by a market leader actually helps you.

All entirely of your own making.
I Too keep on dreaming, you never know one day reality will dawn on you that you are master of your own destiny or destruction. Your continual inane comments will not help in your search for a job, as you have stated the market place your are in is close knit, do you believe that being 'sacked' by a market leader actually helps you. All entirely of your own making. Robfm
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10:11am Sun 12 Feb 12

I Too says...

Do you think that comment has just promoted your business?

In your saddo laptop world you have no idea why your comment is so hilarious.

Love to stay and chat, but I have real people to meet in the outside world
Do you think that comment has just promoted your business? In your saddo laptop world you have no idea why your comment is so hilarious. Love to stay and chat, but I have real people to meet in the outside world I Too
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10:24am Sun 12 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Why was the comment meant to promote our business, I am fully aware that it is your intention, as it's always been to damage our business, in your arrogance, and self importance you took it too far and exposed who you were.

Most people in the real world will find your actions despicable, and would not trust you not to expose their businesses to potential ridicule or harm, clearly a view your employer took.

You reaped what you sowed.

By the way I don't have a laptop, hence I only post from my office.

I have no need or desire to surf the net when out. I get important SMS messages sent to my 10 year old Nokia. It works for me.

I've never viewed business tools as fashion accessories.
Why was the comment meant to promote our business, I am fully aware that it is your intention, as it's always been to damage our business, in your arrogance, and self importance you took it too far and exposed who you were. Most people in the real world will find your actions despicable, and would not trust you not to expose their businesses to potential ridicule or harm, clearly a view your employer took. You reaped what you sowed. By the way I don't have a laptop, hence I only post from my office. I have no need or desire to surf the net when out. I get important SMS messages sent to my 10 year old Nokia. It works for me. I've never viewed business tools as fashion accessories. Robfm
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11:22am Sun 12 Feb 12

Just another number says...

Robfm -- a troll on a power trip. The most disgusting type of lowlife you will ever find on the internet.

Trolling is his hobby -- making people angry by posting inflammatory comments, then taunting them until he can figure out who they are, once he knows you he will do everything he can do destroy your life.

Time to stop feeding the troll.
Robfm -- a troll on a power trip. The most disgusting type of lowlife you will ever find on the internet. Trolling is his hobby -- making people angry by posting inflammatory comments, then taunting them until he can figure out who they are, once he knows you he will do everything he can do destroy your life. Time to stop feeding the troll. Just another number
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12:58pm Sun 12 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

Well said Just another number, the man is total buffoon. Probably the one thing that would annoy him most is to ignore him.
Well said Just another number, the man is total buffoon. Probably the one thing that would annoy him most is to ignore him. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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9:05pm Sun 12 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Puncture please feel free to ignore me then perhaps these threads can become civilised.
Puncture please feel free to ignore me then perhaps these threads can become civilised. Robfm
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9:17pm Sun 12 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

These threads will never be civilised when you attempt to pervert them for your own ends Robbo, that is for sure.

It's about time you came to terms with your NPD and took a good look at yourself for the hideous sontarian troll that others see you as. Coming to terms with this is the only way forward for you Robbo.

Now, there's a couple of skeletons in the corner of your dingy pub that need serving..
These threads will never be civilised when you attempt to pervert them for your own ends Robbo, that is for sure. It's about time you came to terms with your NPD and took a good look at yourself for the hideous sontarian troll that others see you as. Coming to terms with this is the only way forward for you Robbo. Now, there's a couple of skeletons in the corner of your dingy pub that need serving.. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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7:27am Mon 13 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Oh look Punctured mentioned the pub again. Keep it up or ignore me, make up your mind.
Oh look Punctured mentioned the pub again. Keep it up or ignore me, make up your mind. Robfm
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8:11am Mon 13 Feb 12

Just another number says...

Trolling again Robfm?

Don't you have any friends?
Trolling again Robfm? Don't you have any friends? Just another number
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8:36am Mon 13 Feb 12

Robfm says...

JAN it seems as many as you, given you seem to pop up every time I post, rarely being an original contributor to any thread.
JAN it seems as many as you, given you seem to pop up every time I post, rarely being an original contributor to any thread. Robfm
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9:10am Mon 13 Feb 12

Just another number says...

Robfm, thank you for giving yet another example of your trolling, well done.

Do you intend to provide further proof that you are here for no other reason than to taunt other contributors and post nonsense or are you capable of something other than trolling?
Robfm, thank you for giving yet another example of your trolling, well done. Do you intend to provide further proof that you are here for no other reason than to taunt other contributors and post nonsense or are you capable of something other than trolling? Just another number
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9:19am Mon 13 Feb 12

Robfm says...

I am capable of contributing to the threads something that seems to allude many of you.

Now please stop pretending your interest is the forum. As I said to Punctured, feel free to ignore me and I will comment on the topic at hand.
I am capable of contributing to the threads something that seems to allude many of you. Now please stop pretending your interest is the forum. As I said to Punctured, feel free to ignore me and I will comment on the topic at hand. Robfm
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11:56am Mon 13 Feb 12

Just another number says...

Robfm -- no one decides how you behave here but you. No one is forcing you to troll or blame others for your actions, you do that all by yourself.

Your sad attempt at trying to 'make a deal' in order to stop is just another failure on your part to accept responsibility for your actions. You act like a troll, you get treated like a troll. And you deserve it.
Robfm -- no one decides how you behave here but you. No one is forcing you to troll or blame others for your actions, you do that all by yourself. Your sad attempt at trying to 'make a deal' in order to stop is just another failure on your part to accept responsibility for your actions. You act like a troll, you get treated like a troll. And you deserve it. Just another number
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12:09pm Mon 13 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Another sparkling example JAN how you contribute nothing whilst pretending to be 'oh so reasonable'.
Another sparkling example JAN how you contribute nothing whilst pretending to be 'oh so reasonable'. Robfm
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12:23pm Mon 13 Feb 12

Just another number says...

Robfm -- I'm teaching, you're learning. And as you're not a very bright individual, this could take some time.

Thank you for yet another example of trolling. Do you have anything else to offer?
Robfm -- I'm teaching, you're learning. And as you're not a very bright individual, this could take some time. Thank you for yet another example of trolling. Do you have anything else to offer? Just another number
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12:36pm Mon 13 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Nothing other than all except you have moved on to more uptodate threads.

So post to your hearts content here.
Nothing other than all except you have moved on to more uptodate threads. So post to your hearts content here. Robfm
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9:24pm Mon 13 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

There he goes.. poor little Robbo scuttles off back under his little stone, put back in his place by Just another number.
There he goes.. poor little Robbo scuttles off back under his little stone, put back in his place by Just another number. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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9:50pm Mon 13 Feb 12

itsamess says...

Thing is he only posted on one new thread--advocating severe punishment to schoolkids.
Thing is he only posted on one new thread--advocating severe punishment to schoolkids. itsamess
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10:08pm Mon 13 Feb 12

Punctured bicycle on a hillside says...

It's Robbo that requires severe punishment, on his lardy bottom - the bounder!.
It's Robbo that requires severe punishment, on his lardy bottom - [bold]the bounder![/bold]. Punctured bicycle on a hillside
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7:32am Tue 14 Feb 12

Robfm says...

Punishments that historically worked extremely well and never permanently damaged any child but kept millions on the straight and narrow.

You of course have conveniently forgot of course that other posters too offered the same thing as a solution but of course it doesn't in with your trolling does it Walter.
Punishments that historically worked extremely well and never permanently damaged any child but kept millions on the straight and narrow. You of course have conveniently forgot of course that other posters too offered the same thing as a solution but of course it doesn't in with your trolling does it Walter. Robfm
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