Learning all about the joy of revision

2:13pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

TEENAGERS.

Laser guns aren't sci-fi on the NHS

2:12pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

EVER since I was six years old, I have been waiting for him to come - a representative of a race of superbeings who I imagined would arrive one day and shoot me in the eye with a laser.

When Two's Company...you're old

2:09pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

FREDDIE Mercury was right - and to understand just how right he was, I'd like you to consider what makes us feel old.

This proves men can multi-task

2:08pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

ONE thing you never heard about when - was young was 'multi-tasking' - a nasty word if ever there was one.

I don't want a Ferrari...I want a van

2:04pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

DON'T believe everything you hear about the mid-life crisis.

John was the god of children's TV

2:02pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

I THINK I am the first person to notice this, but doesn't the chocolate man, currently appearing in TV adverts for Lynx deodorant, look like somebody we know and love?

Want to go and see Fake That

1:59pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

IT was John Lennon who said "nothing is real", but even he couldn't have predicted how much this would come to define showbusiness 30 years after his death.

The living definition of dead drunk

1:55pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

IT is of increasing wonder to me that I have managed to go thus far through my existence without seeing a dead body in real life (or should that be real death).

Hello, I've just taken a picture...

1:52pm Thursday 3rd April 2008

WHICH do you want first - the good news or the bad news?

Secrets of jazz finally revealed

3:20pm Tuesday 22nd January 2008

I am developing a morbid interest in jazz, and I'm not quite sure what to do about it.

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