Swindon Town striker closing in on Torquay switch (From Swindon Advertiser)

• "RING RING
  Hello
  Is datta you Paul?
  Yes who's speaking?.
  It'sa BOMBA.
  I justy wondered would you likee to signa for mea?. I will garantee you a gamea every weeka.
  What team?.
  Never a mindee wodda a teama.
  If you turny upa on thurdaye we havea gamea against my deara friendy call a paolo di canio, a true gentleman who strivesa fora classa players and a ditchesa the poora onesa.
  My Good frienda paolo says he willa win the leaguea this season.
  I am struggling fora players toa playa thema, I Havva fewwa players whoa mya agenta has sent to play. Toppa playersa hea tolda me
  Lanzano,coxsa,magera
  ,kerrouche,Clarkea,c
  ommazi,tehouea, alla verya gooda players my agenta mr jeremy wraya advised mea on bringinga to mya footballa cluba.
  Canna you make ita fora thursdaya?
  Sorry BOMBA but my dad says I must fight against relegation for turkey.but thanks for inviting me, sounds like an excellent squad you have put together
  Goodbye
  Goodbyea mra bodina"
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