ANYONE who has had the misfortune to spend time in GWH will know what I mean when I mention the toilet tissue. It is as wide as bus tickets and requires Miss Marple to find the perforations. It has this habit of breaking off inside the dispenser, and takes 10 to 15 mins to locate the end.

If you are due to be admitted, take my tip and bring your own toilet tissue with you - and get well soon.

DES WILKINS Bradwell Moor Liden Swindon