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Quote of the day

10:59am Saturday 17th January 2009

By Mum's The Word »

Quote of the day: 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh*t.'

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6:41pm Sat 17 Jan 09

john c says...

Just for balance.
You could add to that list,
If you give her a bank card she will give you an overdraft,
If you give her an inch she will take a mile,
If you make just one mistake she will never let you forget it.

Just for balance. You could add to that list, If you give her a bank card she will give you an overdraft, If you give her an inch she will take a mile, If you make just one mistake she will never let you forget it. john c

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10:33am Mon 19 Jan 09

Synergie says...

2nd quote of the day.

"If you always do what you've always done....

...You will always get what you've always got"

2nd quote of the day. "If you always do what you've always done.... ...You will always get what you've always got" Synergie

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12:31pm Wed 21 Jan 09

Mr_Spunk says...

"If you give her child benefit she will multiply it and take the p!ss out of the system"

Can also be added to the list.

"If you give her child benefit she will multiply it and take the p!ss out of the system" Can also be added to the list. Mr_Spunk

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9:45am Thu 22 Jan 09

Mum's The Word says...

Lol John C :)
Synergie that is deep!

Can't believe my security word!
Lady-time

Lol John C :) Synergie that is deep! Can't believe my security word! Lady-time Mum's The Word

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5:58pm Mon 26 Jan 09

viks says...

mr S-punk... I have seven children and certainly DO NOT take the **** out of the system... if you check your history books its the middle and upper classes that take the ****... Politions take the ****, and quite frankly I rather think that you do to.