FANCY a slightly more risqué Christmas show (despite the fact it is nearly mid-January)? The Market Theatre Company is out to give the older generation a viable alternative to the family pantomime in Puss & Dick. With minimal sets, and only a few props the company takes on the classic tale and distorts it almost beyond recognition - packing it with corny jokes, raunchy plots and blatant sexual innuendo. Together with the help of various traditional characters (and some not so traditional) they promise to keep audiences entertained and prolong the festive spirit.

The show comes to the Arts Centre tomorrow at 7.30pm. Tickets are £20. To book visit or call 01793 524481.