SWINDON: The curtain rises on the Adults Panto: Screwge, from 7.30pm, on Friday, January 10, in the Wyvern Theatre, Theatre Square, when The Market Theatre Company take a traditional story and distort it almost beyond recognition, packing it with corny jokes, raunchy plots and blatant sexual innuendo.

Tickets are £15.50 from 01793 524481.