Is this a rude crop circle or is someone just VERY pleased to be here?

This impressive member can be seen from space as the satellites used to create Bing Maps of Swindon have photographed the immature doodle - and unwittingly shared it for all the website's visitors to see.

The outline's grassy girth appears on a field behind a row of houses on Marlborough Road in Wroughton, near the Ridgeway Hospital, stretching out longer than a nearby path.

According to the size and scale measurements on the map, the marking is 80 metres long and 20 metres across at its widest point.

The show-offy symbol includes two testicular additions and a few stray hairs at its base, near the residential dwellings.

Swindon Advertiser:

While scrolling around maps of the area, one amused and astonished Adver reader from Swindon saw the phallic design "poking out" at him, as he phrased it.

The area next to the hospital is now being transformed into a housing development, so the creative garden decoration has been shaved and covered up.

Google Maps shows an updated aerial view of the area with no chortleworthy imagery in sight, but Bing's version still has the old rural landscape, capturing a moment in time frozen forever which has the unusual crop circle preserved for penile posterity.

Wonder if the neighbours ever noticed it?